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绕口令段子【六篇】

时间:2023-10-27 12:03

“段子”本是相声中的一个艺术术语,指的是相声作品中一节或一段艺术内容,而随着人们对“段子”一词的频繁使用其内涵也悄悄地发生了变化,人们在不觉中主观地将其融入了一些独特的内涵,该词除了有原来的意思还是声乐类节目或文学作品的俗称,于是像一些什么“黄段子”、“荤段子”(黄色笑话)、“冷段子”(内涵段子)、“黑段子”(恐怖故事)也随着该词涵义的扩大而纷纷登场了,而具有讽刺意味儿的是产生“段子”的摇篮-----“艺术”却被包含在了“段子”中了(如“相声段子”、“经典段子”就是指相声或戏剧的某一小节等)。下面是小编精心整理的绕口令段子【六篇】,仅供参考,大家一起来看看吧。

绕口令段子1

1、Ken Dodd"s dad"s dog "s dead.

肯多德爸爸的狗死掉了。

2、If you"re keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts, buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.

如果你非常相要好的风筝和精彩的"表演,就去买一只时兴的吧。

3、Ike ships ice chips in ice chips ships.

4、Keenly cleaning copper kettles.

敏锐地清洁铜水壶

5、Local yokel jokes.

乡下佬笑话

绕口令段子2

《花鸭与彩霞》 水中映着彩霞, 水面游着花鸭。 霞是五彩霞, 鸭是麻花鸭。

麻花鸭游进五彩霞, 五彩霞网住麻花鸭。 乐坏了鸭,拍碎了霞, 分不清是鸭还是霞。

《鹅过河》哥哥弟弟坡前坐, 坡上卧着一只鹅, 坡下流着一条河, 哥哥说:宽宽的河, 弟弟说:白白的鹅。 鹅要过河,河要渡鹅, 还是河渡鹅。

《小 猪》 小猪扛锄头, 吭哧吭哧走。 小鸟唱枝头, 小猪扭头瞅, 锄头撞石头, 石头砸猪头。 小猪怨锄头, 锄头怨猪头。

《画狮子 》 有个好孩子, 拿张图画纸, 来到石院子, 学画石狮子。

一天来画一次石狮子, 十天来画十次石狮子。 次次画石狮子, 天天画石狮子, 死狮子画成了活狮子

《羊 和 狼》东边来了一只小山羊, 西边来了一只大灰狼, 一起走到小桥上, 小山羊不让大灰狼, 大灰狼不让小山羊,小山羊叫大灰狼让小山羊,大灰狼叫小山羊让大灰狼,羊不让狼,狼不让羊, 扑通一起掉到河中央。

《王婆夸瓜又夸花》 王婆卖瓜又卖花, 一边卖来一边夸, 又夸花,又夸瓜, 夸瓜大,大夸花, 瓜大,花好,笑哈哈。

《南南有个篮》 南南有个篮篮, 篮篮装着盘盘, 盘盘放着碗碗, 碗碗盛着饭饭。 南南翻了篮篮, 篮篮扣了盘盘, 盘盘打了碗碗, 碗碗撒了饭饭。

绕口令段子3

1. A big black bear sat on a big black bug.

2. A big black bug bit a big black bear and made the big black bear bleed blood.

3. A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!

4. A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule.

5. A noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more!

6. Ann and Andy"s anniversary is in April.

7. Bake big batches of bitter brown bread.

8. Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.

9. Black background, brown background.

10. Blake"s black bike"s back brake bracket block broke.

11. Blue glue gun, green glue gun.

12. Caution: Wide Right Turns

13. Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.

14. Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree.

15. Elizabeth"s birthday is on the third Thursday of this month.

16. Fresh fried fish, Fish fresh fried, Fried fish fresh, Fish fried fresh.

17. Freshly fried fresh flesh

18. Green glass globes glow greenly.

19. He threw three balls.

20. He threw three free throws.

21. Here"s an easy game to play. Here"s an easy thing to say:

22. How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.

23. How may saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?

24. How much oil boil can a gum boil boil if a gum boil can boil oil?

25. I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn"t the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn"t have thought so much.

26. I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am.

27. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won"t wish the wish you wish to wish.

28. I wish you were a fish in my dish

29. If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

30. If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.

31. It"s not the cough that carries you off, it"s the coffin they carry you off in!

32. Little red lorry

33. Miss Smith"s fish-sauce shop seldom sells shellfish.

34. Never trouble about trouble until trouble troubles you!

35. Nothing is worth thousands of deaths.

36. Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut Butter. Peter Pan Peanut is the peanut picky people pick. 37. Ripe white wheat reapers reap ripe white wheat right.

38. She said she should sit.

39. She sells sea shells on the seashore. The seashells she sells are seashells she is sure.

40. Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.

41. Silly sheep weep and sleep.

42. Six shining cities, six shining cities, six shining cities.

43. Six sick sea-serpents swam the seven seas.

44. Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards

45. Stupid superstition!

46. The batter with the butter is the batter that is better!

47. The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.

48. The soldier"s shoulder surely hurts!

49. There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.

50. There"s a sandwich on the sand which was sent by a sane witch.

绕口令段子4

前门楼子九丈九,四门三桥五牌楼,出了便门往东走,离城四十到通州,通州倒有个六十六条胡同口,在里边住着一位六十六岁的刘老六,六十六岁刘老头,六十六岁六老刘,老哥仨盖了那六十六座好高楼,楼上有六十六篓桂花油,篓上蒙着六十六匹鹅缎绸,绸上绣着六十六个狮子滚绣球。

在楼外头栽了那六十六根儿柏木轴,轴上拴着六十六头大青牛,在牛上边蹲着六十六个大马猴,刘老六,六老刘,刘老头,这么老哥仨倒坐在门口啃骨头,南边来了一条狗好眼熟,好像那大大妈家大大妈的眉子大大眼睛大大鼻子大大耳朵大大口大大鳌头狮子狗,北边又来一条狗好眼熟,好像那二大妈家二大大眉子二大眼睛二大鼻子二大耳朵二大口二大鳌头狮子狗。

这两条狗抢骨头,顺南头跑到北头,碰倒了六十六座好高楼,碰洒了六十六篓桂花油,油了六十六匹鹅缎绸,脏了六十六个狮子滚绣球,在楼外头打倒了六十六根儿柏木轴,打惊了六十六头大青牛,打跑了六十六个大马猴,刘老六,六老刘,刘老头,这么老哥仨打死了狗,又盖起来六十六座好高楼,收起来六十六篓桂花油,洗干净六十六匹鹅缎绸,洗净了六十六个狮子滚绣球。

在楼外头栽起来六十六根儿柏木轴,牵回来六十六头大青牛,逮回来六十六个大马猴,刘老六,六老刘,刘老头,这么老哥仨又看见南边来个气不休,手里拿着土坯头去打着狗的头,也不知气不休的土坯头打了狗的头,还是狗的头碰坏气不休的土坯头,打北边来了个秃妞妞,手里拿着个油篓口去套狗的头,也不知秃妞妞的油篓口套了狗的头,还是狗的头钻了秃妞妞的油篓口,狗啃油篓篓油漏,狗不啃油篓篓不漏油。

绕口令段子5

出南门,面正南,有一个面铺面冲南。面铺门口挂着一个蓝布棉门帘。摘了蓝布棉门帘,看了看面铺面冲南,挂上蓝布棉门帘,瞧了瞧,哟,嗬!面铺还是面冲南。出西门走七步,拾到鸡皮补皮裤。是鸡皮补皮裤,不是鸡皮不必补皮裤。

出南门,走六步,见着六叔和六舅,叫声六叔和六舅,借我六斗六升好绿豆;过了秋,打了豆,还我六叔六舅六十六斗六升好绿豆。

从南边来了个喇嘛,提拉着五斤塔嘛。从北边来个哑吧,腰里别着个喇叭,提拉塔嘛的喇嘛,要拿塔嘛换别喇叭哑巴的喇叭,别喇叭的哑巴,不愿意拿喇叭换提拉塔嘛喇嘛的塔嘛。

提拉塔嘛 的喇嘛拿塔嘛打了别喇叭的哑巴一塔嘛,别喇叭的哑巴,拿喇叭打了提拉塔嘛的喇嘛一喇叭。也不知提拉塔嘛的喇嘛拿塔嘛打坏了别喇叭哑巴的喇叭。也不知别喇叭的哑巴拿喇巴打坏了提拉塔嘛喇嘛的塔嘛。提拉塔嘛的喇嘛敦塔嘛,别喇叭的"哑巴吹喇叭。

好娃娃,爱画画,画个瓜,画朵花,画只虎,画匹马,虎踩瓜,马踏花,瓜打虎,花骂马,娃娃画画顶呱呱,挂上画儿笑哈哈。

绕口令段子6

1、Clean clams crammed in clean cans.

Clean clams crammed in clean cans.

2、And they all felt smart together!

And they all felt smart together!

3、Three smart fellows, they felt smart,

Three smart fellows, they felt smart,

4、Chop shops stock chops.

Chop shops stock chops.